{"id":1787,"date":"2012-01-30T01:00:59","date_gmt":"2012-01-30T08:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.airgunsofarizona.com\/blog\/?p=1787"},"modified":"2012-01-26T13:55:15","modified_gmt":"2012-01-26T20:55:15","slug":"in-which-mr-murphy-and-i-do-a-dance-and-i-invent-a-new-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.airgunsofarizona.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/in-which-mr-murphy-and-i-do-a-dance-and-i-invent-a-new-game.html","title":{"rendered":"In which Mr. Murphy and I do a dance, and I invent a new game"},"content":{"rendered":"

It all started innocently enough. My wife noticed me staring into space with a distant look in my eye and asked what I was doing.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, I\u2019m trying to come up with a topic for the next blog,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n

She replied, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you go for something that is just pure fun?\u201d<\/p>\n

I looked out at the growing twilight. January in upstate New York and still no snow on the ground . . . hmmm . . . I know: a BB gun, some BBs and some tin cans! Tomorrow I\u2019ll go outside and see how much fun it is to bounce some cans around the yard. With steel BBs, I don\u2019t have to be concerned about capturing lead pellets. I bet it will be a blast!<\/p>\n

At this point, if I had been listening carefully, I could have heard Mr. Murphy sniggering in the background. Who\u2019s Mr. Murphy? Why, the owner and originator of Murphy\u2019s Law. Murphy\u2019s Law was explained to me some years ago in a concise volume entitled The Official Explanation<\/span>. Published by the Murphy Institute for the Codification of Human Behavior, it explains, in pithy aphorisms, why things so often turn out so badly.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s what you need to know. Murphy\u2019s Law:<\/strong> If anything can go wrong, it will. Murphy\u2019s Law 1st<\/sup> Corollary: <\/strong>Even if nothing can go wrong, it still will. Murphy\u2019s Law 2nd<\/sup> Corollary:<\/strong> When it goes wrong, it will do so at the worst possible time and place. There are a lot of other corollaries, but those are the basics.<\/p>\n

So by now I rather imagine you are ahead of me. Do you know what awaited me the following morning when I went out to knock some cans around with a BB gun? Of course you do. Snow, about an inch of it. Murphy clearly had me in his sights. Undeterred, I set up the cans and a margarine tub as you see them below.<\/p>\n

I then shot at them with two different BB guns: a Daisy Model 25 Pump Gun <\/a>and a Model 105 Buck<\/a>. I chose those two BB guns because there is a substantial velocity difference between the two (the Model 25 launches BBs at around 350 fps and the Model 105 manages a more sedate 275 fps), and I wasn\u2019t sure which one would work better to get good \u201caction\u201d out of the cans.<\/p>\n

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The cans (and margarine tub) ready to be "danced" around the yard.<\/p><\/div>\n

The answer, it turns out, was . . . neither. Try as I might with either gun, I could not get the cans to dance merrily about the yard. In fact, it was a bit of a struggle to even knock them over, a task at which the Model 25 did better than the Model 105. Both guns punched holes in the margarine tub but it wouldn\u2019t dance or bounce around at all.<\/p>\n

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The cans, resolutely refusing to dance.<\/p><\/div>\n

Okay, I said to myself, what I need is a lighter, more responsive target . . . I need to go shopping! So I took myself to the local big box store and wandered the aisles with a wild gleam in my eye, looking for Things to Shoot. Ten minutes into the mission I found it: a mesh wire basket containing 48 foam practice golf balls. They were even brightly colored so they would show up against the snow. I bet these would dance when given the Daisy treatment! With a fiendish chuckle, I headed for the checkout line.<\/p>\n

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My purchase.<\/p><\/div>\n

The gray haired gentleman at the register greeted me. \u201cYou\u2019ve got the right idea,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhaddya mean?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cGolf practice,\u201d he said, \u201cI can\u2019t wait.\u201d<\/p>\n

Glancing furtively about, I said, \u201cYou know what I\u2019m going to do with these? Shoot \u2018em . . . with a BB gun.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m a writer,\u201d I added, as if that explained something.<\/p>\n

He gave me a dubious look and rang up my bucket of balls. Still eying me somewhat suspiciously, he handed me my purchase. \u201cYour targets, sir,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

I raced home, tore open the package, and a thought occurred: I would spread some of the practice balls on the ground, lay the empty bucket on its side, and try to shoot the balls so that they would bounce into the bucket. What a great idea! I could call the resulting game \u201cBB Gun Golf.\u201d<\/p>\n

Well, the theory might have been great, but the execution was not. No matter what the angle, hitting the practice golf balls with BBs did little more than drive the practice balls deep into the snow where they burrowed like groundhogs waiting for spring. I said several of the more interesting short words. Clearly Mr. Murphy was still hot on my trail.<\/p>\n

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Shooting the foam practice golf balls on the snow covered grass only drove them into hibernation.<\/p><\/div>\n

Maybe my idea would work on snowy concrete front walk at El Rancho Elliott . . . and it did. The practice balls would indeed leap into the air when struck by a BB. I even managed to bounce one into the bucket.<\/p>\n

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On the snow-covered sidewalk, I managed to pop one of the balls into the bucket.<\/p><\/div>\n

Even better, a couple of days later what little snow we had melted, and I found the balls were even more responsive when there was no snow to restrain them.<\/p>\n

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It worked even better without the snow.<\/p><\/div>\n

So I give you, for your earnest and prayerful consideration: BB gun golf. Get yourself some practice golf balls, a bucket, and see if you can knock the balls into the bucket by shooting them with BBs. Make sure everyone involved wears eye protection because the BBs can bounce at crazy angles. For that same reason, you probably shouldn\u2019t play next to your uncle\u2019s newly restored vintage Ferrari.<\/p>\n

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Here's what you need for BB gun golf. Enjoy!<\/p><\/div>\n

Til next time, aim true and shoot straight.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jock Elliott<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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